How to Write a Christmas List (if you're a Meikle Boy)

Leafy Isaac:
Pretzels
Oranges
Chalk

Lemmy:
A Spy Kit
A Superhero Spy Costume
Up

Cletus:
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
A "Disembodied Voldemort From the Last Scene of Harry Potter One" Costume
A Realisitic Drawing of a Part-Scorpion-Part-Dragon


Sigh.


Why can't my kids just want Legos like everyone else?