Food Storage Sale

So here's my food storage, mostly just purchased about two months ago, on sale for 80% of what I paid for it. If you want it, specify exactly which ones you want. First posted, first served. :)

You can pick it up any time between now and December 6th. After that, I can't guarantee what will happen to it--the movers come on the 8th, and I am very likely to be FREAKING OUT, MAN!!!!!! I kinda already am.

• 1 #10 can Prov. Pantry instant chocolate pudding mix -- $18.00 (orig 22.95)
• 1 #10 can Prov. Pantry blueberry muffin mix -- $8.75 (orig 10.95)
• 1 #10 can Prov. Pantry dehydrated refried beans -- $7.75 (orig 9.95)
• 1 #10 can Prov. Pantry nonfat dry milk-- $9.50 (orig 13.95)
• 1 #10 can church cannery potato pearls -- $2.00
• 11 cans (canned by me) Quick Oats -- $4.00 each (6.75 at Prov. Pantry)

Fabulous economic opportunity . . .

Anybody wanna buy a house?

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Number of books we have overdue at the library.
Times I have watched "Elmo's Favorite Songs" this week.
Number of hard-boiled eggs Lemmy would eat in one sitting if we let him.
Box Elder Bugs in my shoe this morning.
Unexpected repairs that must be made to our house.
Times Leafy Isaac has climbed up on top of the stove and turned on the microwave. Today.
Children my mother raised to adulthood without ever having a child do this.
Times Cletus complained about what I made for dinner this week.
Days until we planned to have the house on the market.
Weeks until the house will actually be ready to be on the market.
Pages in the form I have to fill out to get the kids into a school in Beijing.
Times I have made my bed this year.
Times I have made my kids make their beds this week.
Times I have been accused of being a hypocrite.
Number of car accidents Big M has been in.
Number of times it has been the other drivers' fault.
Times I have swept my kitchen floor today.
Times Leafy Isaac got up every night last week (on average).
Number of people who will actually care about any of this. If that.

What I did today.

Drove (also convinced two others to drive) 25 minutes through (nearby town)'s crazy back roads to the Sprayground. Found Sprayground closed for the season. Drove 25 minutes back to _______ pool. Found ___________ pool closed for the season. Drove home to swim at a friend's pool 2 minutes from our house.

Decided to let the kids swim while I sat on the side. Dove in to save semi-drowning Cletus when he strayed into the deep end without a floatie. Decided I would be swimming after all. Had a great last day of summer.

Oh, and also, finally got Lemmy a haircut. (after the picture, obviously)