Why my Mom is Cool.

I mean, I ask you. How could you be cooler that that? Seriously.

More Haikus

All right, just have to showcase some more reasons my family is excellent. Here are a few selections from the Henderson Haiku (something else that starts with H and is funny).

The bicarbonate
Psychosomatically
Embryonated


Bloody thumbs. Gauged eyes.
Intestines hemhoraging.
Must be Halloween.


Ape man sits near me
pounding pointer fingers are
frightning and funny


Haiku is awesome
Difficult to do right
A noble pursuit


and finally, mine, dedicated to Nobody:

Don't mean to be rude
But your MOM goes to college!
Face! I got you good.

Thank you. Thank you.

The Tragic End of Sir Hercules.

Yay, I can finally share some of my genius brother's amazing music with y'all! Click here and then click on one of the compositions to hear a short clip. My personal favorites? "Gyil Song" and "The Tragic End of Sir Hercules." And, um, all of them, actually. Sigh. Why are all my siblings so brilliant?

Big M's got skills

Recently there was a haiku-writing spree on my family's website. Here's Big M's contribution.

Here is my Haiku
This is not that hard for me
Because I have skills